On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.”Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir”
Q: What’s the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?””Sadness,” said the student.And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.”Elation,” said she.”And you sir,” he
Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he said he was an obstetrician. St. Peter asked what an obstetrician did and the doc told him. “Sounds