It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig’s ass popping out. The first man says, “I wish that was Demi Moore’s Ass” The second man says, “I wish that was Pamela Anderson’s Ass.” Then the
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Genitals.Samson
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin’ the firewood off the pickup.Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin’.Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin’ too much firewood.Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.Hard Drive: Getting’ home
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.’s.
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.