Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You’re Crackers!
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport then could get himself home.So he went
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn’t play well in goal?The fumble bee! What did the bumble bee striker say?Hive scored! What is black
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he asked. “He was ninety-eight,” she answered softly. “Two years oder than I am.” “Really?” the undertaker said. “Hardly worth going home, wouldn’t you say?”
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!