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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white,
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM
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An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. “How did that happen?” gasped her mother.”It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped mecatch him.