A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, “Why don’t you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn something.”Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he had learned.Martin replied
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race between two balls of string?They we’re tied! Why are football players never
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”. The second
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then