|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?A:
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylittle of an organism’s DNA seems to serve any useful function. I have solved the mystery. The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function is that therest of it is comments.
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar Don’t worry you’ll soon change!
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.”Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?””Certainly,” said the young
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequaker!Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?A:
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