My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a nit Will you get out of my hair!
A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can’t be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a honey
Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split personality Well, you’d better both sit down then!
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world – you could get anything there.The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?””Yes, I was a salesman in the country” said the lad.The
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their little yellow jackets!Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?A: He was waxing lyrical!Q: What goes zzub, zzub?A: A bee flying backwards!Q: What are the cleverest bees?A: Spelling bees!Q: What bee is