Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this “unusual” handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears.Because of the accident, he received a
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon English!Q: How do you get a parrot to talk
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | || ______ | ‘But that isn’t a fair | | | ||| || comparison. People | |______| |||______|| like the Etch-A-Sketch.’ | || o o | | _ _ _ _ _||________| (|__________| | ________)_Roger Earl [^]
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me
Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough out of you!
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. “Hmmm” says the bear to the squirrel, “Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur?””Yes it does” replies the squirrel.”Great!” says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.