Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1 – “What are you thinking?”The proper answer to this question, of course is, “I’m sorry if I’ve
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie Pie!Q: What kind of birds
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandprotocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices,even if it meant time-sharing.One evening he arrived home, just as the Sun was crashing and had parked hisMotorola 6800 in the main drive (he
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!