An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, “Can I help you lad?””Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!”, the Irishman replies.The cop asks, “Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?””It
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?A: They never cry over spilt milk!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)To: allusers@rome.orgCC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online)Attachments: noneSubject: general teachingAlso posted to Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.heresy Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6.2) the on-line and diskspace charges on my local dial-up Internet provider are
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?” “I can’t tell. There are too many wrinkles.”
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a spider What a web of lies!
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I have always wanted to know if I am white with black stripes or black with white stripes.”St. Peter, “I can’t answer that question…but see God walking around over there? Ask him.” Zebra to God, “God, am
Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for his age. A little concerned about that comment, Edgar couldn’t resist asking the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” The doctor asked,