Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. “Oh, I’ve done
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are excellent “housekeepers”. Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
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