A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: “I’m going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month.” To which the woman’s about-to-be ex replied: “That’s mighty kind of you, judge. I’ll try to