On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.” “Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same reasons.”
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define “change”A2. How do you know the lightbulb is out?A3. Don’t use the word “posters” to describe us, it’s offensive tolarge sheets of papers with pictures on them which hang on walls.A4. That question
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!