If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin development and the toaster would be several years late.Just after release Wang would buy another company whosetoaster ran on NT but would find that they got more
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, “Go
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!” What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Anything
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you’d put things away, you’d know where to find them.
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. “Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?”