Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.”Why are you doing that?” asked his neighbour”It’s to keep the elephants off the grass”, he replied.”But we don’t get elephants round here!””I know – good
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and wasvery small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him apenguin.
Father: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code.
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that’s small and pink?A failure!What is stronger an elephant or a snail?A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk!What