Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because the elephant isn’t chicken!What is worse
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, “Pop, what’s a millennium?” “Well,” he muttered, “I think it’s something like a centennial, only it has more legs!”
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?Six weeks old!What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is the end of me!Policeman: “One