Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?Eat him on Saturday!Why
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I’m betting the baby will be late.
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw’s classroom. “Mr. Talbot,” said the teacher, “I asked James ‘Who shot Abraham Lincoln?’ and he said that he didn’t do it!” “Well, teacher,” said Talbot, “if my kid said he didn’t do it he didn’t do it!” Father and son
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!.” The plumber quietly
Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepolar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!