Talbot and his son James were
called to
Mrs. Cren-shaw’s classroom.

“Mr. Talbot,” said the teacher, “I
asked James ‘Who shot Abraham
Lincoln?’ and he said that he didn’t
do it!”

“Well, teacher,” said Talbot, “if my kid said he
didn’t do it he
didn’t do it!”

Father and son left the school,
and on their way home Talbot turned to
the boy and asked, “Tell me,
son, did you do it?” ‘