Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children. The work kept him very busy, so he never had time to learn to write, but
Come here, you greedy wretch. I’ll teach you to eat all your sister’s birthday chocs. It’s all right Dad, I know how !
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind ofliving thing on the
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!