Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance. ‘Teddy,’ he called, ‘how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.’ There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.”The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a
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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!