|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, “Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters.”
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister’s fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No, I’m not coming out. She’s going to have to learn to look after herself.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!