Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, “We don’t serve mushrooms here.”The mushroom says, “Why?! I’m a fun guy!”
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
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Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she’s top of the class. Father: That’s why I think it must be a terrible class.
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn’t quite place her.”Hi, Joe”, she said. “I haven’t seen you in a long time.”Joe was puzzled. “Charlie, is that you?” What