How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now you’ll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran a country hotel.. The Kneedeep Inn.Jack Schitt eventually married
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use herposition to try to influence the new student. She asks theclass, “Who was the greatest man that ever lived?”A girl raises her hand and says, “I think George Washingtonwas the
Did you hear about the pig’s vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is