|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can’t play grasshopper!
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.Your kid may be an honor
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn’t get the tailgate open!
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground. .
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.