Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost exactlyGovernment organizationSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunk Silent screamBritish fashion Living dead Small crowdBusiness ethicsMicrosoft WorksSoft rock Butt headMilitary intelligenceSoftware documentationCalifornia cultureNew classic Sweet sorrow Childproof”Now, then …”Synthetic natural gas Christian ScientistsPassive aggression Taped live Clearly misunderstoodPeace force
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. “Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed. “What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor. “I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and