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Category: Women Jokes
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Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?”Oh”, sighed Judy, “I had a wonderful time.””I thought as
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington. “For gods sake!” he screamed, “Someone could have attacked youand raped you!” “I wasn’t ever in no danger at all”, she said, trying to calm