One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
Category: Women Jokes
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This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home. They became lost so split up to try and
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eating grass3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, “Come this way,” and heads towards the back of the store.”If I could come that way,” she tells the retreating clerk, “I wouldn’t need the batteries.”
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The good news is you don’t have PMS.The bad news is – you’re a bitch!”
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra forover-endowed women.It’s called the “Sheep Dog Bra”…It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.