Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!””Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes youlook less attractive.””I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?!?””Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear
Category: Women Jokes
Total 140 Posts
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change alight bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.They would sit in this
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now press the other one.”
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.” “I also heard thatyou’ve been calling me fat?!?” “Oh NO! I just said that
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.That’s why after a six pack you can’t drive.
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free. Older women can afford to support you.
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, “If you can read this you’re too damn close” embroidered on her panties and bra. “Yes Madame,” said the clerk. “I’m quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script