A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, “My son, after an exhaustive search,
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This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?””Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and
There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands upand
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were not available at press time, it is believed that theoverhead cost of having
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?””Not too good,”says the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”The son says, “Why are you so weak?”She says, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”The man says, “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, “Because I didn’t
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some verybad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this planewill be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island belowus
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.