You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Category: Ethnical Jokes
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her shoes.
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it.”The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’spoisoning me,
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?”The man replies, “Give me a Stoli