My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.
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Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything to declare?” asked the customs inspector.”No — sssssst, bzzz – nothing at all.””How long do you plan to stay?””Oh, about — ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz — about three weeks.””By the way, where did you learn English?””From the —
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First Officer replies:
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Ourengines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.”I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. “I would
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?