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Greatest way to learn English

Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything to declare?” asked the customs inspector.”No — sssssst, bzzz – nothing at all.””How long do you plan to stay?””Oh, about — ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz — about three weeks.””By the way, where did you learn English?””From the —

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All the same

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First Officer replies:

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Two men and one woman

Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2

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Three Chinese daughters

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.”I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. “I would

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