A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. “Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaimed.The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. “Grandpa,what are you doing
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The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got a little older, I could bend it a little and now I can bend it alot. Does that mean I’m getting stronger?”
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’.The other woman turned to her and
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?”George replied, “God and
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. Howmany do you want?”The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.”The elderly gentleman said,
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her atasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a windowoverlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but aftera
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor aboutthe problems they were having with their memory. After checking the coupleout, the