A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads, “For Women Only.” Since
they are without
their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go
in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. “We
have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find
what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide
since each floor has
a sign telling you what’s inside.”

They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, “All the

men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without

hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second
floor reads, “All the men here are short and
handsome.” Still, this
isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on
up.

They
reach the third floor and the sign reads, “All the men here are
tall
and plain.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there

nare still two floors left, they continue on up.

On the fourth
floor, the sign is perfect. “All the men here are tall
and
handsome.” The women get all excited and are about to go in when
they
realize that there is still one floor left.

Wondering what they
would be missing, they head on up to the fifth
floor.

On the
fifth floor they find a sign that reads, “There are no men
here. This
floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a

woman.”