One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well caredfor. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her atasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a windowoverlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but aftera
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not find
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here’s how…An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.As smart as bait.Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.Elevator
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few peas short of a casserole. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. One Fruit