Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day, Vladmir stops halfway through his presentation and asks the class if the have any questions and a little girl in the back raises her hand ‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 3 questions’
‘What are they Sophia’ replies Vladmir

‘Why did russia invade Crimea?, Did Russia hack the elections?, Why does Russia keep attacking Syria?’
Vladmir confused simply could not think of the answers until suddenly the bell rings and the kids are dismissed for Lunch. When the class comes back Mr.Putin continues ‘So class we now get back to questions yes’

‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 5 questions’ said a little boy in the back

‘Yes Timothy what are the questions’ Vladmir replied

‘ Why did Russia invade Crimea?, Did Russia hack the elections?, Why does Russia keep attacking Syria?, Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?, and wheres Sophia?’

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