Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day, Vladmir stops halfway through his presentation and asks the class if the have any questions and a little girl in the back raises her hand ‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 3 questions’ ‘What are they Sophia’ replies
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.What’s the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf’s mother? One is Moscow, the other is cow’s ma.Where did the vegetables go to get drunk?
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, “During last year’s conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, “Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters.”
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?On squid row!What do you get if you cross an abbot with
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: “Never! I’m not going to let my wife run the country!!”