Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride is a virgin or not.”His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need issome red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red andone ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says ‘Those arethe funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit her with the shovel!”