A Republican and a Democrat
were walking
down the street when they came to a homeless person. The
Republican
gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come
to
his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his

pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very
impressed, and when they came to another homeless
person, he decided
to help. He walked over to the homeless person and
gave him
directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the
Republican’s
pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.