Three men die and go to heaven and

queue to meet St. Peter.

St. Peter: Hi, what’s your
name?

Paul: My name is Paul.

St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you
died, how much were you earning?

Paul: 120K.

St. Peter:
Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of

money?

Paul: I was a lawyer.

St. Peter: That’s great. Come on
in. St. Peter then turned to the
second man. Hi, what’s your
name?

Roger: My name is Roger.

St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me,
when you died, how much were you
earning?

Roger:
60K.

St. Peter: Hey, that’s great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a

living?

Roger: I was an accountant.

St. Peter: That’s
very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the
second man. Hi,
what’s your name?

John: My name is John.

St. Peter: Hi,
John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you
died
?

John: About $23,000.

St. Peter: Hey, that’s
fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did
you play?