This woman is visiting in Israel

and notices that her little travel alarm
needs a battery. She
looks for a watch repair shop and while she
doesn’t
read Hebrew
she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the
window.

She goes in and hands the man her clock. The man says, “Madam, I

don’t
repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do circumcisions.”
She says,
“Why all the clocks in the window?”
And he says, “And what should I
have in my window?”