There was a little old lady from a

small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the

size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and
said to
the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that
she had never
before seen anything as big as the hotel or her suite.
“Everything’s
big in Texas ma’am,” said the waitress. The coffee
came in the
biggest cup the old lady had ever seen. “I told you,
ma’am, that everything
is big in Texas,” said the waitress. On her
way back to her suite, the
old lady got lost in the vast corridors.
She opened the door of a
darkened room and fell into an enormous
swimming pool. “Please!” she
screamed. “Don’t flush it!”