The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of
battle, in the line of
fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead
soldier. In a hail of
bullets, he dove back to
safety.

“Private,” the officer said, “I’m recommending you for a medal. You

risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses.”

“Warehouses?” the private shouted. “I thought you said

whorehouses!”