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The new hooker had just finished her first trick…

The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned veteransall gathered around to hear the details. She said,”Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine.” “Well? What did he want to do?” they all asked. She said, “I told him that a straight lay was $100, buthe said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blowjob would be $75, but he did not have that much either.Finally I said, ‘Well how much do you have?’ The marinesaid he only had $25. So, I told him, ‘For $25, all Ican give you is a hand job.’ He agreed and after gettingthe finances straight, he pulled it out. I put onehand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one.” She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues,”Then I put the first hand above the second hand…” “Oh my God!” they all exclaimed, “it must have been huge!Then what did you do?” “I loaned him $75!”