Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s and by the time she got it on, it spelled ‘BOULEVARD’.Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo’ Mama is so old,
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.