Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”