Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for?A. Its Braille for “suck here.”Q. What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A. Lipstick.Q. Why do women
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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, “Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive.”
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine months later she delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions.”Yes,” says the Doctor, “I would advise you to take in a boarder.”A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor aboutthe problems they were having with their memory. After checking the coupleout, the
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter… “And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just