A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn’t know what to do. He goes to the Rabbi to seek his advice.He tells the Rabbi about all of his problems in the business
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The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says “Honey, look what I won at bingo”.Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,”Honey look what I won at bingo”.Next week she come home from bingo driving a
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton’s ear. All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, “Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!”. She looks surprised
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I’m leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We’ll be staying at the Sheraton.”He then packed his things and went
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”.The
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the trooper said. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it’s one of two things.The Doc says, “Well, it’s either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.””What do you mean!” The guy says, “Can’t you tell the difference?””Well, says the Doc, the