Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help.A local fisherman ran up. The man gasped, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I”ll give you a
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This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says “put your dick in here, we’ll do what your wife does for you”. Sothe guy puts his dick in there, and they sew a button on it.
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.”Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?”Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn’t know there would be women on the
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn’t touchany of it until she turned 14.