An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into
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New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -“Touchdown,
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!”Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: “fallen.”From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had “fallen.”This satisfied
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks alittle further and kicks a cow. Once inside, hismother says, “I saw what you did, young man! Forkicking the pig
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet