A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?””Guilty”, said the man in the dock.At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted
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Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads.He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,”that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago iseroding. What have you been eating?” The man replies, “allI can think of is that about four months ago my
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:”A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”The wife nudges her husband in
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife’s business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coaton her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then hemakes a mad dash to the
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn’t find her. So the captain sent the old man home with